One-eyed, eleven-toed keeper of the secrets of the lost form of Jung Keon Wing Chun, and former Detroit street racing champion Caustic Candy, developed her passion for food after beating Chuck Norris in a Tabasco drinking competition, her love of timeless style after rescuing Hubert de Givenchy from shark attack off Cap Ferat (during which she lost her left arm), and her interest in nicknacks after crashing through the window of Yves Saint Laurent’s Rue de Babylone apartment whilst evading the FSB in a roof-top, lunchtime chase.

She splits her time between Asia and Europe. We’re not sure why. She won’t tell us. But she never travels with more than hand luggage…